You know what else makes you do crazy things? (Don’t act like y’all didn’t know I had psoriasis)

April 2022

During his acceptance speech Will Smith said, ‘Love will make you do crazy things.’ You know what else makes you do crazy things? Crazy. —Michael Che

But I understand where Will’s coming from. I mean you can’t expect him to sit there and watch another man jump all over his wife without signing a Non-Disclosure Agreement. —Michael Che

Can we also stop pretending that everybody knew Jada had alopecia. As much as we heard about Jada and Will’s personal lives, you can’t expect us to retain everything. It’s like Kanye saying, ‘Don’t act like y’all didn’t know I had psoriasis.’ —Michael Che

Just selfishly as a comedian I’m tired of people putting their own insecurities on my joke intentions. I can’t make a joke about it being cold outside without somebody yelling back, ‘Stop making fun of my small penis!’ —Michael Che

Not to mention, Chris Rock has been very public about his non-verbal learning disorder. Which means it’s hard for him to understand non-verbal signals. Sort of like how he saw an angry Will Smith charging toward him, and instead of moving out of the way he put both hands behind his back, smiled and said, ‘Uh-Oh.’ —Michael Che

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