He thought he'd be greeted as a liberator with flowers and candy (Here's what he gets for the Nobel prize)

"Al Gore won the Nobel prize for his work on global warming. Here's what he gets for the Nobel prize: one and a half million dollars and a brand new Hummer." --David Letterman

"He was booed. Dick Cheney said he was very surprised. He thought he'd be greeted as a liberator with flowers and candy." --David Letterman, on Cheney throwing out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals home opener

"Bush is committed to one thing, he's going to disarm Iran, he's going to disarm North Korea, and he's going to disarm Cheney." --David Letterman

"How many of you remember former President Bill Clinton? Since he was president, he's been out doing public speaking. You can hire him to come to your banquet or church group or your function. President Clinton will come and he will speak. Making these speeches, he's made seven and a half million dollars. Isn't it amazing? It was, of course, all reported -- not like the old days when he did business under the table." --David Letterman

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