Imagine having so much money that you think it’s a good idea to buy hell (I’m just here for the mean comments)

April 2022

“Twitter’s an odd thing to buy, you know? It’s like buying YouTube and saying, ‘Forget the videos — I’m just here for the mean comments.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, the richest man in the world bought Twitter. Right now Bernie Sanders is so mad he just turned into the Hulk.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Imagine having so much money that you think it’s a good idea to buy hell.” —James Corden

“Yeah, Musk has said that he’s pro-free speech, so a lot of people think that he’ll let former President Trump back on the platform. Yeah, not exactly what we meant when we asked for a return to prepandemic vibes.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The caps lock key on Trump’s phone was like, ‘I’m back, baby.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“But listen to this, today Trump told Fox News that he will not return to Twitter and will instead join his own platform, Truth Social. Wait, so not even Trump is on Truth Social yet?” —Jimmy Fallon

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