I had a rare opportunity to talk to the only guy in the country whose less popular than I am (You never really get used to it)

Now that the election is narrowing to a two-person race, Donald Trump said he will have to get used to Hillary Clinton’s shouting. After hearing this, Bill Clinton said, "You never really get used to it." –Conan O’Brien

"Senator John Kerry was heckled while giving a speech, and the heckler had to be subdued with a taser gun. When reached for comment, the man said being tasered in the chest was still better than sitting through an entire Kerry speech." --Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump now appears to be the likely Republican nominee. In a related story, Canada is getting ready for 45 million people to come crash on their couch. –Conan O’Brien

"Several Jewish groups are upset because President Bush issued Rosh Hashanah greetings over a week early. So they're saying that Bush doesn't know when Rosh Hashanah is. Bush says he'll make up the mistake by sending them all something nice for Christmas" --Conan O'Brien

 

"Barry Bonds hit his 756th home run and broke Hank Aaron's record. Last night, President Bush did not call Barry Bonds but today, Bush decided to make the call. Bush said, 'I realized I had a rare opportunity to talk to the only guy in the country whose less popular than I am.'" --Conan O'Brien

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