He would have had it inside, but, you know, the bank has foreclosed on it (bird feeders)

"Well, there's a bright side to this for Ken Lay. You know, throughout the years Ken Lay has been a big campaign contributor to the Republican Party. So now, he'll be able to meet with those same people when he goes to prison." --Jay Leno

 

"The Senate voted to make English the national language. More bad news for President Bush. Now he's got to learn that." --Jay Leno

"President Bush has okayed a deal to let the government of Dubai

control six of our major ports. Boy, first Dick Cheney shoots a guy

in the face, now President Bush shoots himself in the foot."

--Jay Leno

"President Bush had a press conference today outside the Oval

Office to talk about the economy. He would have had it inside,

but, you know, the bank has foreclosed on it. " --Jay Leno

 

"A new government study says that millions and millions of dollars of federal money is being wasted every year on frivolous and unnecessary projects. This study was two years in the making, and cost $22 million." --Jay Leno

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