It would be a real shame if something happened to your package (old man orgy)

April 2022

 And in non-Oscar news, Madison Cawthorn said in a recent interview that 70 year-old republicans invited him to an orgy and did cocaine in front of him. Wait. So you went to the old man orgy? And you thought the weird part was drugs? —Colin Jost

Senator Lindsay Graham, seen here picturing the orgy that Madison Cawthorn was at, said that Ketanji Brown Jackson is a person of exceptionally good character but would not support her for the Supreme Court. So like many Southern gentlemen he’s comfortable with black folks until they try to move in next door. —Colin Jost

Workers at the Adamson Warehouse in Staten Island voted to become the first Amazon workers in the country to form a Union. The new Union explains Amazon’s new slogan, ‘It would be a real shame if something happened to your package.’ —Colin Jost

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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