Today, Donald Trump got the endorsement of Sarah Palin. When he heard, John McCain said, "Well, then you’re all set." –Conan O’Brien
President Trump tweeted that he may pardon someone because Sylvester Stallone asked him to. The pardon is for the guy who wrote "Rocky V." --Conan O’Brien
Today in the Bill Cosby trial, the defense rested. And for once, Cosby had nothing to do with it. --Conan O’Brien
Thanks to the royal baby, today was the first time in a long time that the breaking news wasn't about Donald Trump. Which is weird, 'cause usually #royalbaby is about Donald Trump. --Conan O’Brien
A woman who looks exactly like a female Ted Cruz has been asked to star in a porn movie. So finally, a cure for your porn addiction. –Conan O’Brien
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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