You see, it really is hard out there for a pimp (He's using a ghost moron)

"Today President Obama released his long-form birth certificate, proving once and for all he was born in this country. But you know, it never ends. Now Republican leaders are saying they want to see the placenta." –Jay Leno

"Levi Johnston is now writing a book about the Palin family. He's not writing it himself. He's using a ghost moron." –Jay Leno

"The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump." –Jay Leno

"Yesterday was 666. June 6th, 2006. And the devil did not show up yesterday, unless of course you're a Democrat watching Ann Coulter on the 'Today Show.'" --Jay Leno

"Republican congressman Randy 'Duke' Cunningham sentenced to 8 years in prison. You see, it really is hard out there for a pimp." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”