The only hunk of Canadian meat worth that much is Ryan Gosling (We Have the Meats!)

November 2021

“Inflation of food prices is out of control. Specifically: meatflation, as prices for sirloin, boneless chunk roast and bacon have increased by 25%. In Canada, a rib roast could now cost as much as $100. That’s ridiculous. A hundred dollars? The only hunk of Canadian meat worth that much is Ryan Gosling.” —Stephen Colbert

“But meat is only the rib-tip of the iceberg, as prices are increasing for everything from cooking oil to dairy to pizza ingredients, forcing many New York pizza shops to abandon the classic $1 slice. It’s gotten so bad that Pizza Rat can only afford garlic knots.” —Stephen Colbert

“The inflated meat prices have been a drag on Joe Biden’s approval ratings, now down to 38%, and a CNN poll found that the majority of Americans believe Biden isn’t paying attention to the nation’s most important issues. Yes, he’s focused on things Americans don’t care about, like infrastructure. He needs to change his slogan from ‘Build Back Better’ to ‘We Have the Meats!’” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”