Turns out, this whole time, the glass ceiling was up Joe Biden’s butt (we need them to run the country, not impregnate our women)

November 2021

“President Biden kicked off his birthday weekend with a colonoscopy. Doctors said there were no traces of malarkey. Everything looked good, or everything looked as good as the inside of an elderly man’s butt can look.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“White House physician Dr. Kevin O’Connor says Joe Biden is a ‘healthy and vigorous male.’ ‘Vigorous.’ Why does every presidential checkup sound like a Cialis ad? I mean we need them to run the country, not impregnate our women.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Glad he’s healthy, of course. Kind of hoping they’d find that he has that Benjamin Button disease — he’s actually getting younger every day.” —Stephen Colbert

“Personally, I’m grateful that on Friday, history was made because Joe Biden temporarily transferred power to Vice President Kamala Harris while undergoing a routine colonoscopy, making Harris the first woman to assume presidential power. Yes, 100 years after women got the right to vote, we finally got the first female president on a technicality. Turns out, this whole time, the glass ceiling was up Joe Biden’s butt.” —Stephen Colbert

“The Wisconsin jury found Kyle Rittenhouse, now 18, not guilty, but only a complete moron would celebrate this clear tragedy by making this guy a hero. Enter: Florida congressman Matt Gaetz, who tweeted NOT GUILTY!!!!!!! when the verdict was released. Of course, Gaetz has a vested interest in juries finding people not guilty, especially when it involved a 17-year-old crossing state lines.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”