“President Biden spent his birthday in Wilmington, Delaware, and went to a 5 o’clock Mass. Man, does this guy know how to party or what? I mean, even Mike Pence was like, ‘Ever heard of Chuck E. Cheese?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Democrats call it a happy occasion, and Republicans call it proof that inflation is out of control.” —Seth Meyers
“President Biden just celebrated his 79th birthday. To give you perspective on how old that is, Bill Clinton — remember him? The guy who was president almost 30 years ago? — he’s 75 now.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“But you can tell Biden’s 79 because, when he blew out his candles, everyone started clapping and the lights went on and off.” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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