Let's take this to the bedroom (We still have troops in Korea, OK?)

October 2013

"The Obama administration has now asked Verizon to help fix the Obamacare website. Verizon wasn't the president's first choice. He initially reached out to T-Mobile, but they dropped the call." –Jay Leno

"Consumer Reports is now recommending that people sit back and wait a few weeks until the government fixes the problems. Really, a few weeks? When was the last time the government fixed anything in a few weeks? We still have troops in Korea, OK?" –Jay Leno

"People have been speculating lately about what President Obama will do when he leaves office in 2016. The one thing I think we can safely rule out – website designer." –Jay Leno

"Some marketing experts are comparing the Obamacare website rollout to a Ford Edsel filled with New Coke. But they are making progress. They said today that if you find yourself getting too frustrated trying to log on, they've added a link to a suicide hot line." –Jay Leno 

"What the president should do is put the NSA in charge of the website. That way there's nothing to fill out. They already have all our information. You just put your name in." –Jay Leno

"Saudi Arabia is now threatening to sever diplomatic ties with the United States over Syria. I hope that doesn't cause them to do something drastic, you know, like overcharge us for oil." –Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”