So if you're one of those crazy conspiracy theorists who thinks the government is watching you with satellites from space, you were right (inner stripper)

October 2013

"Another scandal with the National Security Agency, the NSA. You know how they've been accused of spying on Americans? Well, it just came out that they actually spied on 35 world leaders. Yeah, it was 34 prime ministers and Oprah." –Jimmy Fallon

"A new report found that 700 IRS employees owe a combined $5.4 million in back taxes. When IRS workers got the news, they said, 'Oh man, I hope I don't find out about this!'" –Jimmy Fallon

"A man in Oregon was arrested for growing marijuana after police used Google Earth to track him down. So if you're one of those crazy conspiracy theorists who thinks the government is watching you with satellites from space, you were right." –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”