it’s a coronary inside a stroke, inside a heart attack (Aunt Rita’s mystery casserole)

November 2021

“According to the latest numbers, the average cost for a 10-person Thanksgiving dinner is $53, not including bail money.” —Seth Meyers

“And while last year people mostly stayed home because of the pandemic, this year, families are planning to return to larger Thanksgiving celebrations. You know what that means: Lot of people in their early 20s are going back to the kids table: ‘I know you just graduated from Swarthmore, Neil, but tonight, you’ll be with Madison and Parker, talkin’ Paw Patrol.” —Stephen Colbert

“As more people are vaccinated, the holidays are returning to normal — a.k.a. cray-cray. In fact, about 53 million people are expected to travel for Thanksgiving, and all of them will be on your flight trying to board before their group gets called.” —Stephen Colbert

“That’s right, since it’s the night before Thanksgiving; lots of Americans are getting their antibodies checked to see if they can fight off Aunt Rita’s mystery casserole.” —Jimmy Fallon

“I’m actually hosting Thanksgiving. My favorite part is guessing which relative is going to get the one chair that’s shorter than all the others.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Of course, lots of people will be making turkey, while others will be cooking a turducken. You know what a turducken is — it’s a coronary inside a stroke, inside a heart attack.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”