He’ll get us there, it’ll just happen very slowly with the blinker on the whole ride (it’s called homeland security, people)

November 2021

“The passage of President Biden’s $1.2 Trillion infrastructure bill, which received support from 13 Republicans, to the chagrin of many their colleagues. Donald Trump said Republicans who voted for the bill should be ashamed of themselves, while Representative Majorie Taylor Greene of Georgia called them ‘traitors’ helping the communist takeover of America. Which I know sounds crazy, but think about it – how are Soviet tanks gonna invade America? Over the newly refurbished roads and bridges. That’s why you’ve gotta keep your roads and bridges broken, it’s called homeland security, people.” —Trevor Noah

“It’s not just fellow lawmakers – Congressman Fred Upton of Michigan said he was harassed by constituents for working with Democrats, with a voicemail calling him a ‘traitor’ and a ‘piece of shit’ whose family should die, among other insults. And they say political discourse is dead. This is really disturbing, because what kind of person leaves voicemails any more?” —Trevor Noah

“We’re also not even a year into his presidency, Joe Biden. Don’t worry, he’s like Grandpa at the wheel. He’ll get us there, it’ll just happen very slowly with the blinker on the whole ride.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”