We need to reallocate our nerds (Could you start early?)

October 2013

"Today President Obama was in so much trouble he called Hillary Clinton and he said, 'Could you start early?'" –David Letterman

"Over the weekend it came out that the U.S. has been listening in on German Chancellor Angela Merkel's cellphone since 2002. At this point, I feel like the only world leader our government DOESN'T listen to is President Obama." –Jimmy Fallon

"The U.S. has been spying on German Chancellor Angela Merkel for more than 10 years. Merkel actually called Obama to say that eavesdropping on allies 'is not acceptable.' Then Obama said, 'Yeah, well that's not what you said to England.'" –Jimmy Fallon 

"There are new reports that the NSA has been monitoring communications of 35 leaders. Germany's Angela Merkel is one of our closest allies and she is not happy about this. She called President Obama to give him an earful — and it takes a lot to get those ears full." –Jimmy Kimmel 

"If the NSA agents are like most men they were probably only pretending to listen to what she was saying anyway." –Jimmy Kimmel

"They ought to take all of the guys who are so good at hacking into phone calls and put them to work fixing HealthCare.gov. We need to reallocate our nerds." –Jimmy Kimmel

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