Anyone want to talk about my birth certificate? (That's where the good chuckles are)

October 2013

"We are posting online many of our rare or never-before-seen clips from the show's past 20 years. You can see them online but if you really want a laugh, go to HealthCare.gov. That's where the good chuckles are." –Conan O'Brien

"President Obama is also being criticized for the Obamacare website. You know what's wrong with that website? A lot of the people trying to sign up for Obamacare are elderly. So you've already lost them at 'website.'" –Craig Ferguson

"President Obama is still in trouble for this spying stuff. You can tell he is getting tired of talking about this scandal. Today he said, 'Anyone want to talk about my birth certificate?'" –Craig Ferguson

"President Obama's Facebook account was hacked. It was hacked by the Syrian Electronic Army. When Obama found out about this, he said, 'Can you guys fix the Obamacare website?'" –David Letterman

"Anybody try to sign up for the Obamacare? It's impossible, and everybody's furious. The Republicans are upset about Obamacare because something they tried to stop now won't get started." –David Letterman

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