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Sunday, February 28, 2021
My Morning Jacket - The Way That He Sings
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Townes Van Zandt - Kathleen
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Beck - Already Dead
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Boubacar Traoré - Horonia
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Man Man - Loot My Body
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Bailter Space - In the World
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The Ben Stiller Show (1992): Die Hard 12
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Sid Caesar - Five Dollar Date (1949)
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Peter Cook & Dudley Moore - One Leg Too Few (1964)
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George Harrison - What Is Life
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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of
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The Beatles - Revolution
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
Jimmy Dore: Biden Betrays Working People Again -- Backtracks $15 Minimum Wage
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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of
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In fact the coronavirus is so deadly to black Americans, it’s being suspended with pay (Sorry, that was our other engine)
February 2021
Just like me when I’m drunk. Congress decided to spend a bunch of money at 2:30 in the morning when they passed a 1.9 Trillion dollar stimulus bill. Senator Lindsey Graham said he’s very pleased that the bill will not include an increase in the minimum wage. Because over the years Graham has actually grown to love the taste of fast food worker spit. —Colin Jost
Tomorrow night Donald Trump will give the key note address at the Conservative Political Action Conference. For a preview of Trump’s speech give your grandpa cocaine. —Colin Jost
During the Golden Globes this Sunday a new commercial will air that will be the first to ever show lactating breasts on television. Unfortunately, those breasts belong to the Green M&M. —Colin Jost
The FDA has authorized a vaccine from New Jersey based company Johnson & Johnson. Johnson & Johnson will now pair the vaccine with needles from New Jersey’s number one syringe supplier. The beach. —Michael Che
An American Airlines pilot reported that during a flight over New Mexico he saw a long cylinder object come close to his plane. Sorry that was just our engine, said United. —Michael Che
A sailor who fell overboard survived for fourteen hours in the Pacific Ocean by floating on a large piece of garbage. Sorry, that was our other engine, said United. —Michael Che
A new study shows that the coronavirus lower the average life expectancy for black Americans by three years. In fact the coronavirus is so deadly to black Americans, it’s being suspended with pay. —Michael Che
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Mighty Gordinis - For bosomaniacs only
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The Fleshtones - communication breakdown
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The Fleshtones - Hitsburg USA
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NHL 20: Ottawa Senators vs Los Angeles Kings
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
The Cramps - I Wanna Get In Your Pants
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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of
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Jimmy Dore: Hilarious “#ForceTheVote For $15 Minimum Wage" Movement Begins
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John Lee Hooker - She's Long, She's Tall (She Weeps Like A Willow Tree)
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Sonny Boy Williamson - Pretty 'lil thing (RAM 2501)
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King Sunny Ade - Sunny Ti De
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"I Love You For Sentimental Reasons" Nat King Cole
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Joni James "Fools Rush In"
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Sonny Boy Williamson II - One Way Out
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Townes Van Zandt - Second Lovers Song
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Jimmy's Art Piece Reveals Nightmare of Biden's America
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Real Cool Time ~ The Stooges
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Soul Survivor ( Alternate Take ) Rolling Stones
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Gimme Shelter - Detroit with Mitch Ryder
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Power Trip - MC5
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Baby Won't Ya ~ MC5
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Jimmy Dore: CAUGHT: BBC/Reuters Paid To Do Government Propaganda
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Weekend Update: House Passes Biden’s Stimulus Bill - SNL
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Weekend Update: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene on Science - SNL
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Weekend Update: Frasier Revival & Muppet Show Warning - SNL
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Saturday, February 27, 2021
Phil Ochs - We Seek No Wider War
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Radio Citizen - The Hop
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Ideals You Hurt Me
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Mellow Fellows Another Sleepless Night
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Merry Clayton Nothing Left to Do But Cry
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Townes Van Zandt - Live At McCabe's - Marie
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John Coltrane - Feeling Good
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The Surf Rats Baby Please Don't Go
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The Surf Rats Rocker
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The Cramps I Walked All Night
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Phil Ochs - Too Many Martyrs
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Phil Ochs - I Should Have Known Better
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and needs to be fought with the fervor of a starving raccoon on crystal meth (but ridiculous nevertheless)
April 2012
"Newt Gingrich is still receiving Secret Service protection. What are they protecting him from? Reality?" –Bill Maher
"Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney once did a photo op at a zoo. That was a big mistake, because he stood next to the chameleon, and he changed colors." –Bill Maher
"Yesterday the Secret Service said they’re interviewing rock star Ted Nugent because of remarks that he made that made them think he might be threatening the President’s life. Now look, I don’t agree with Ted Nugent on almost anything. But to call him a threat is ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as to call him a rock star, but ridiculous nevertheless." –Bill Maher
"I think the Republican Party is at war with common sense. I think if the Democrats came out against eating yellow snow, Rick Perry would eat yellow snow." –Bill Maher, regarding Rick Perry and other Republican governors eating hamburgers with "pink slime"
"I think Republicans live in a world now where whatever a liberal says, no matter how sensible, is automatically evil, wrong, and needs to be fought with the fervor of a starving raccoon on crystal meth." –Bill Maher
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
in her defense, she said she is paying a higher tax rate than Mitt Romney (Make your toilet great again!)
April 2012
"Today is 4/20. This is like national pot day. And people celebrate all over the world. Although, I must say, the Senate did not celebrate this by smoking joints, for two reasons. One, it would be against protocol. And two, it would mean passing something." –Bill Maher
"The Secret Service agent thought he was paying $30, and it turned out the prostitute wanted $800, which sounds like a lot, but in her defense, she said she is paying a higher tax rate than Mitt Romney." –Bill Maher, on the Secret Service prostitution scandal
"One of the agents involved in the scandal was on Sarah Palin's detail in 2008 when he was running for vice president. And he posted a picture on his Facebook – apparently he had a little crush on her – of him standing behind her kind of smirking and saying, 'I'm checking her out.' Which is more than you can say for the McCain campaign." –Bill Maher
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
On the bright side, they're going to have one hell of a going-away party (For that, you could get a Ford Escort)
April 2012
"That Secret Service sex scandal keeps growing. Here's the latest: Three of the Secret Service agents involved in the sex and cocaine scandal are now leaving the agency. On the bright side, they're going to have one hell of a going-away party." –Conan O'Brien
"Reporters are in Colombia digging up anything on the Secret Service prostitution scandal. There was a dispute in the hotel. The escort said they made an agreement the night before to pay her $800, which is a lot for an escort. For that, you could get a Ford Escort." –Jimmy Kimmel
"After they promised $800, they only gave her $30. That's what you call a trade deficit." –Jimmy Kimmel
"The escort claims the agents said they did not remember agreeing to pay $800 because they were drunk the night before and she refused to leave the room until she got paid. Eventually they settled for $225. These are the guys we should put in charge of negotiating our foreign debt." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Eleven Secret Service agents are being investigated. So far one has been fired, one resigned, one retired, and the rest are thinking about leaving just because the party is over." –Jimmy Kimmel
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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
He was eating through Noah's Ark (the best time ever to be a cat)
April 2012
"President Obama, in his memoir, talked about his childhood in Indonesia living with his stepfather. He said when he was 8 years old, his stepfather introduced him to a number of unusual meats, including dog. Our president ate dog. Not only that, according to the book, he also ate snake. And his mother was looking for tiger. He was eating through Noah's Ark." –Jimmy Kimmel
"This is not something that someone dug up on him. This was in a book the president wrote himself. How did we miss this? If Ryan Seacrest wrote a book and said he ate dog, we would know about it." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Between Romney and Obama, it is a frightening time to be a dog in this country. But the best time ever to be a cat." –Jimmy Kimmel
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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of
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Phil Ochs - How Long
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“A poet that belongs with the Masters. A magisterial collection. A combination of
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But on the plus side, Obama is now polling very well among cats (cocaine in the mini bar)
April 2012
"President Obama is gearing up for his presidential campaign. He's creating a new series of ads. The first ad boasts "just last week my Secret Service created jobs for 11 Colombian women." –Conan O'Brien
"The Secret Service prostitution scandal has gotten worse because apparently agents were also snorting cocaine. However, in the agents' defense, the Colombian hotels offer cocaine in the mini bar." –Conan O'Brien
"Conservatives are now criticizing President Obama because as a child in Indonesia he sometimes ate dog meat. But on the plus side, Obama is now polling very well among cats." –Conan O'Brien
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