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Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Glad we have a Space Force instead of a Pandemic Response Team (victory in the Pacific with Chef Boyardee)


“Coronavirus has offered disheartening examples of failing leadership, but some are rising to the occasion: South Korea’s government took the threat seriously and handed control of the crisis to medical experts. South Africa’s president didn’t hesitate to shut down the country. And here in America, in the absence of leadership from the White House, governors from California to Ohio are stepping up to fill the void. Basically, what’s happening in America is whatever happens when a family has an alcoholic dad and the kids just have to raise themselves.” —Trevor Noah

“At his press conference, Trump praised his hair and solicited expertise from the CEO of MyPillow. It’s no surprise Trump would introduce the MyPillow guy at a presidential briefing – it’s a tradition going back to Harry Truman announcing victory in the Pacific with Chef Boyardee.” —Stephen Colbert

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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