He is required to keep his lips free at all times for kissing master’s ass (what’s he supposed to do, miss his tee times?)

“The president doesn’t read books. If you wanted him to take it seriously, you should have him tweeted him like a gif of a dancing cheeseburger.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“But it’s understandable that Donald Trump wasn’t paying attention. He was very busy at the time. He had to play golf on January 4, January 5, January 18, 19th, February 1, 2nd, 15th, March 7, March 8 — what’s he supposed to do, miss his tee times?” — Jimmy Kimmel

“In other news, Vice-President Mike Pence caused a stir on Monday when he toured the Mayo Clinic without a mask – the only one not to wear one on his tour, since the clinic has a strict mask-wearing policy. You know the only reason he didn’t wear a mask is because Trump won’t wear one. Mike Pence is required to keep his lips free at all times for kissing master’s ass.” —Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”