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Tuesday, April 28, 2020

I just love that New York has the same policy as the prostitute in Pretty Woman (If he goes, we all go)


You to understand this I live in Staten Island where, you know, up until now, washing your hands before dinner was known as "coming out of the closet.” —Pete Davidson

Everyone who isn't a flat-earther is isolating at home right now which means you're either having the most sex in your life or you're like me who can now identify any porn star by the back of her head. —Pete Davidson

It turns out people out there are still trying to hook up I saw where the city even had to put out a pamphlet last month called sex and the coronavirus 19. It says you could have sex but don't kiss anyone. I just love that New York has the same policy as the prostitute in Pretty Woman. —Pete Davidson

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