Wednesday, April 29, 2020

It’s O.K., everybody. I don’t believe in science (and be put out of his misery)

Vice President Mike Pence took a tour of the Mayo Clinic on Tuesday and ignored the facility’s policy for all visitors to wear masks. Oh my God. You are the head of the coronavirus task force. And you’re in the hospital, and you’re the only one without a mask. It’s not like the vice president didn’t know. The hospital has a strict policy requiring all visitors to wear masks and tweeted after Pence’s visit, ‘Mayo Clinic had informed Pence of the masking policy prior to his arrival today.’ Wow, that must have been harsh for Mike Pence to get roasted by his idol: mayo.” — Stephen Colbert

“Yes, at the Mayo Clinic, which is totally against the rules. In fact, it seems like they told him to and he said he didn’t want to wear a mask. So I guess he was just like, ‘It’s O.K., everybody. I don’t believe in science.’” — Trevor Noah

“I don’t know — maybe Mike Pence just wants to catch it already and be put out of his misery.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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