“But Trump’s latest and probably greatest unlicensed medical opinion yet, was his speculation last week that the virus could be stopped by applying ultraviolet light inside the body, or by injecting disinfectant. This is maybe the first time in documented history that we've seen someone not thinking out loud.” — Trevor Noah
“And I almost don’t even blame Trump, because there’s no way he even understands what bleach is. Like, do you think Donald Trump has ever cleaned anything in his life? Do you think he has ever actually used disinfectant? Cleaning supplies might as well be magical potions to him. [imitating Trump] ‘I dropped a hamburger on the carpet, then some Mexican lady came in with some Clorox, sprayed it on the carpet, said some spell in Spanish, and then it was gone.’” — Trevor Noah
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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