They may not get the chance to breastfeed their teenagers (they are replacing her with a pipe line)

Land O'Lakes butter has removed the Native American woman from the landscape on its packaging over concerns that the imagery was racist. Unfortunately they are replacing her with a pipe line. —Michael Che

A growing number of anti-vaxxers are changing their minds about vaccinations in the wake of the coronavirus because anti-vaxxers are worried that if they get the virus they may not get the chance to breastfeed their teenagers. —Michael Che

A new study finds that pigeons in New York City are genetically different from pigeons in Boston. It's actually easy to spot the difference because the Boston pigeons are the ones yelling at black birds to go back to where they came from. —Michael Che

It says here NASA officials said that it's possible that the first human sent to Mars could be a woman so that when the male astronauts show up, dinner will be ready. —Michael Che

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