Texas lieutenant governor Dan Patrick is urging his state to completely reopen saying there are more important things than living, which is actually the slogan for the KFC $20 fill up menu. —Colin Jost
A lawyer in Florida protested the opening of the states beaches by wearing a grim reaper costume and warning people at the beach about getting too close to each other. There was an awkward moment when he bumped into the actual grim reaper who was just making his regular Florida rounds. —Colin Jost
Rudy Giuliani appeared on Fox News this week and said something so stupid it was almost presidential. —Colin Jost
A popular new food item among people staying at home is whipped strawberry milk. Incidentally, "whipped strawberry milk" is also Prince Harry's drag name. —Colin Jost
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