they should have called it his daily pornographic hamburger fire truck (I get it — sad duck)

“Yes, it’s being reported that Trump ignored 12 coronavirus warnings in his daily intelligence briefings. And honestly, I’m not surprised. I mean, if they gave him the information in a briefing, of course he’s not going to get it, because if you really want the president to pay attention, you had to make it kid-friendly and then it sinks in. [imitating Trump] ‘So what you’re saying is the sick duck got all the other duckies sick and now that duck has to sit by himself until he’s not sick anymore. I get it — sad duck.” — Trevor Noah

“We’re now learning that as far back as January, ‘the president’s intelligence briefing book repeatedly cited the virus threat.’ Well, there’s your problem — those are three of Trump’s least-favorite words: ‘intelligence,’ ‘briefing,’ and ‘book.’ If they really wanted him to pay attention, they should have called it his ‘daily pornographic hamburger fire truck.’” — Stephen Colbert

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