“Injecting disinfectant into your body? This is the problem when the dumbest person in the room thinks they’re the smartest person. Trump is like Neville Longbottom but with Hermione’s confidence.” — Trevor Noah
“Now as crazy as the disinfectant line was, I don’t think we should be so quick to dismiss Trump’s UV light idea. Because Trump spends most of his time under UV lights, and other than looking like hickory-smoked bacon, he’s the healthiest man in the world.” — Trevor Noah
“And honestly, I love that people were actually calling — calling their local health departments to ask if they should try to cure themselves with disinfectants. Because that means that even the people who are dumb enough to drink bleach are still smart enough not to trust something Donald Trump said.” — Trevor Noah
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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