It was the best minute of my life, and then the worst eleven (I’m on a tight schedule)

I like to make jokes about tragedies that just happened. I don’t believe in too soon. I’m on a tight schedule. --Anthony Jeselnik

I once got a hand-job from a woman with excessive-compulsive disorder. It was the best minute of my life, and then the worst eleven. --Anthony Jeselnik

The best day of my life when I was a kid was finding my dad’s porn. That was a game-changer. The worst day of my life was when I found my mom’s porn, on the shelf in the back of the video store. --Anthony Jeselnik

Maybe the most uncomfortable moment of my life was when my dad gave me the sex talk. God, the old man was into some really crazy shit.  --Anthony Jeselnik

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