“Tuesday was the first day of work for Trump’s new chief of staff, Mark Meadows, a former North Carolina congressman who’s one of Trump’s most enthusiastic suck-ups. In fact, the only reason Meadows agreed to take the job of chief of staff is because he found out the job of First Lady was already taken.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“And finally, ABC announced that it has cancelled the Bachelor Summer Games. This suddenly just got real for me. I guess they had no choice, but the truth is, corona is only the third most dangerous virus lurking in the Bachelor hot tub.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”