“In the wake of the Iowa voting-app debacle, New Hampshire’s secretary of state, Bill Gardner, reassured CBS This Morning that the primary was ‘app-free’ and thus secure. It’s funny how a few years ago, people were like guys, we’ve got to vote with our phones, it’s the future! But now, thanks to the disaster in Iowa, it’s like: ‘We’re going back to how our forefathers did this, OK? Everyone gets one rock and we put it in a jar.’” —Trevor Noah
“If you have to spend a year campaigning in Miami, everyone would be running for president. But if you’re willing to spend a year in Iowa and New Hampshire, eating bland food in sub-zero temperatures pretending to care about how big a pumpkin is? That’s how I know you really want to be president.” —Michael Kosta, The Daily Show
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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