May 2011
"They found a massive stash of porn in Osama bin Laden's compound. Right now CIA agents are screening the pornography carefully, frame by frame, looking for clues." –David Letterman
"Donald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street." –David Letterman
"Trump won't run for president. I'm thinking this could be the beginning of another comedy recession." –David Letterman
"I'm disappointed that Trump isn't running. I was really looking forward to not voting for him." –David Letterman
"Trump said that NBC talked him into staying. Then Conan O'Brien said, 'Don't fall for that.'" –David Letterman
"I mention Newt Gingrich is running for President, nothing. I mention Donald Trump is not running, you go crazy. Think a minute. Which campaign would have made you happier?" –David Letterman
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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