They don’t even teach biology because it has a bi in it (Hindsight is 2020)

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is releasing a memoir later this month titled "Let Me Finish." Oh, you haven't seen your approval ratings lately. You're finished. --Seth Meyers

According to reports, Nike's new self-lacing basketball sneaker will only be released in men's sizes. Said women, "That's fine. We know how to tie our shoes." --Seth Meyers

Vice President Mike Pence’s wife Karen has a part-time job. She has taken a part-time job as an art teacher at a school that bans gay and lesbian teachers, for real. It’s called Emmanuel Christian School. The agreement says they will refuse enrollment to those who engage in homosexual behavior. They don’t even teach biology because it has a bi in it. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”