That itself is a tremendous thing (Does this smell bad to you? Try it. Drink it)

Well, today, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said that due to the shutdown, Trump should postpone his State of the Union address or do it in writing. Which explains why Trump just asked Twitter to raise the character limit to 50,000 words. --Jimmy Fallon

But despite the shutdown, the FDA is trying to restart their inspections of risky foods, though so far it's just one guy going, "Does this smell bad to you? Try it. Drink it." --Jimmy Fallon

And the CEO of Delta said the shutdown has already cost the airline $25 million. He's not that worried, because they'll make it all back if two people pay to check their bags. --Jimmy Fallon

Here’s an odd medical story. A woman in China was recently diagnosed with an extremely rare condition that caused her to lose the ability to hear men’s voices. Doctors offered to treat the woman and she said, “No, I’m good.” She can still hear other women just fine but apparently men’s voices are muted. As a result, Melania Trump asked the woman to cough directly into her mouth. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”