what the hell am I going to do with a two ton monument of the Ten Commandments? (new spokesperson for the Target stores)

Saturday night Tupac Shakur was leaving the Bruce Seldon and Mike Tyson fight  in Las Vegas and he was shot four times. Even though he was shot four times, he’s OK. That means he actually survived more rounds than Seldon. --David Letterman 9/10/1996

This is the second time that Tupac Shakur has been shot in the last eighteen months. It does have a silver lining though, because earlier today Tupac was named as the new spokesperson for the Target stores. --David Letterman 9/10/1996

Do you ever have buyer’s remorse? I woke up this morning and wondered what the hell am I going to do with a two ton monument of the Ten Commandments? --David Letterman 8/28/2003

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”