I'm sure the only gift she wants is an open White House door, and a 10-minute head start (she laughed so hard her pantsuit changed colors)

In an interview today, President Trump said that he's been too busy to buy first lady Melania Trump a birthday gift. Oh please, I mean it wouldn't take that long. I'm sure the only gift she wants is an open White House door, and a 10-minute head start. --Seth Meyers

President Trump said today that he would rather have an election based on the popular vote, and when Hillary heard that, she laughed so hard her pantsuit changed colors. --Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I was a different person then (Great. Smoking it is)

It just came out that next month President Trump and Vladimir Putin are planning to meet in Paris. Putin says he looks forward to discussing nuclear weapons while Trump said, "OMG! I think he's gonna propose." --Jimmy Fallon

That's right, the midterms are coming up, and last night, Trump held a rally in Houston. He said it was so crowded that 50,000 people outside couldn't get in, but the Houston police said that there were only 3,000. Then Trump said, "Fine. We'll call it an even 70,000. --Jimmy Fallon

I heard about a new study that found that not working out is even worse for your health than smoking. When they heard that, Americans were like, "Great. Smoking it is." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”