Which explains why Mary was so adamant about remaining a virgin

Ford announced today that it will resume car production in Venezuela starting this April. Employees will celebrate with a Fiesta. –Seth Meyers

A novelty shop is selling a hipster nativity scene that features Joseph with his hair in a man bun. Which explains why Mary was so adamant about remaining a virgin. –Seth Meyers

Netflix began streaming a biopic of President Obama this weekend called “Barry.” They’ll also air a documentary about Trump’s presidential win called “Barely.” –Seth Meyers