For the second year
in a row, Johnny Depp has been named Forbes magazine’s Most Overpaid Actor.
After hearing this, Nicolas Cage said, “What do I have to do?” –Conan O’Brien
Starbucks has come
out with a new Frappuccino that’s named after Pokémon Go. They’re saying it has
“the taste of something you lost interest in around September.” –Conan O’Brien
For his secretary
of labor, President-elect Trump has picked an executive from the fast food
restaurants Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s. Afterwards, Trump admitted he made the
choice on an empty stomach. –Conan O’Brien
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