Yesterday, Chinese
state media called Donald Trump a “diplomatic rookie” who has an “inability to
keep his mouth shut.” Or as Trump reported it, “They just called me young and
outgoing! Thank you CHY-na!” –Jimmy Fallon
Starbucks is
planning to open Italian bakeries in New York City and Chicago that will serve
pizza. Good, because if there’s anywhere you can’t get a good slice of pizza,
it’s NEW YORK CITY AND CHICAGO. –Jimmy Fallon
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