They may not get the chance to breastfeed their teenagers (they are replacing her with a pipe line)

Land O'Lakes butter has removed the Native American woman from the landscape on its packaging over concerns that the imagery was racist. Unfortunately they are replacing her with a pipe line. —Michael Che

A growing number of anti-vaxxers are changing their minds about vaccinations in the wake of the coronavirus because anti-vaxxers are worried that if they get the virus they may not get the chance to breastfeed their teenagers. —Michael Che

A new study finds that pigeons in New York City are genetically different from pigeons in Boston. It's actually easy to spot the difference because the Boston pigeons are the ones yelling at black birds to go back to where they came from. —Michael Che

It says here NASA officials said that it's possible that the first human sent to Mars could be a woman so that when the male astronauts show up, dinner will be ready. —Michael Che

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

“I’m shocked!” said an adult New Yorker with six roommates (Are you gonna finish that?)

House Speaker Paul Ryan said yesterday that he doesn’t plan on running for president after he retires from Congress next year. Ryan will instead return to the haunted Sears Catalogue that spawned him [shows picture of Ryan modeling sportswear]. --Seth Meyers

President Trump had dinner with Republican congressional leaders last night. “Are you gonna finish that?” they asked about his presidency. --Seth Meyers

A new report did not name New York City as one of the 25 best places to live in the country. “I’m shocked!” said an adult New Yorker with six roommates. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

They just called me young and outgoing! Thank you CHY-na!

Yesterday, Chinese state media called Donald Trump a “diplomatic rookie” who has an “inability to keep his mouth shut.” Or as Trump reported it, “They just called me young and outgoing! Thank you CHY-na!” –Jimmy Fallon

Starbucks is planning to open Italian bakeries in New York City and Chicago that will serve pizza. Good, because if there’s anywhere you can’t get a good slice of pizza, it’s NEW YORK CITY AND CHICAGO. –Jimmy Fallon