Is the whole thing
going to be reality show-themed? Instead of Trump putting his hand on the
Bible, the chief justice of the Supreme Court is just going to hand him a rose.
–James Corden
I understand to get
to the White House he won an “Amazing Race.” Out of the dozens of candidates,
Trump was the “Survivor.” Even though, according to the popular vote, he was
“The Biggest Loser.” But this is “The Real World.” –James Corden
In other news, a
restaurant just opened in the Kurdistan region of Iraq. It’s called Trump Fish,
and it’s a fish restaurant with an unauthorized Donald Trump logo. They stole
Trump’s face and name. Should be fine, Donald Trump never sues anyone. –James
Corden

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