Donald Trump was
named Time magazine’s 2016 Person of the Year this morning. While Hillary
Clinton was named runner-up. And when she heard, Hillary hiked so far into the
woods, she’s now living with Bran Stark. –Seth Meyers
Donald Trump is
reportedly considering arriving at his inauguration by helicopter, and so is
Chris Christie. “Take me with you! I can’t go back to New Jersey!” –Seth Meyers
Former Trump
campaign manager Corey Lewandowski said today that Donald Trump’s presidency
will make it OK for people to say “Merry Christmas” again. Corey, we’ve always
been allowed to say “Merry Christmas,” it’s just no one says it to you. –Seth
Meyers
Donald Trump said
today that he doesn’t believe that Russia interfered with his election in any
way. Well, technically all he said was, “Nyet.” –Seth Meyers

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