The finalists for
Time’s Person of the Year include Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Mark
Zuckerberg, Vladimir Putin, and Beyoncé. Putin was like, “Most of group is
weak. But even I cannot compete with Queen Bey!” –Jimmy Fallon
Speaking of
Beyoncé, both she and Adele got a bunch of Grammy nominations today. They were
each nominated for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, and Album of the Year.
Marking the first time in 2016 that America has two finalists they actually
like. –Jimmy Fallon
Yesterday, Joe
Biden said he’s not completely ruling out running for president in 2020, and
even said “what the hell.” When asked what his campaign slogan would be, Biden
said, “I just told you — ‘what the hell.’” –Jimmy Fallon
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