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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

And if anybody knows about not influencing elections, it’s Jeb Bush (pigeons)



Kanye West met with Donald Trump at Trump Tower today. No word on what they interrupted each other about. –Seth Meyers
Jeb Bush told reporters today that he does not think Russia “influenced” the election. And if anybody knows about not influencing elections, it’s Jeb Bush. –Seth Meyers
Former Texas Gov. Rick Perry has been named Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of energy. And I have to say, he is the most qualified candidate from that particular season of “Dancing with the Stars.” –Seth Meyers
Rudy Giuliani said today that he had “too much going on” to accept a cabinet appointment from Donald Trump. Added Giuliani, “These pigeons aren’t gonna yell at themselves!” –Seth Meyers


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