That's something Kenyans would do/but it's up 55 percent over George W. Bush/Miss Crazyality

September 2011

"The moderators of the Republican debate were Wolf Blitzer and Larry the Cable Guy. Rick Santorum won the swimsuit competition. Michele Bachmann won Miss Crazyality." –Jimmy Kimmel 

"According to a new poll, only 55 percent of Americans think President Obama is intelligent. Yeah, that may not sound impressive, but it's up 55 percent over George W. Bush." –Jimmy Fallon

"A new study found that in the last 30 years, the average home size has increased by 600 square feet. Which is fitting, since in the last 30 years, the average person size has increased by 600 square feet." –Jimmy Fallon

"His New York district is having a special election to replace Anthony Wiener. I was going to make a joke, but it's just so hard at this point …" –Jimmy Fallon 

"If the Tea Party cared about us they wouldn't have scheduled their debate against the opening night of football, especially the Patriots. That's something Kenyans would do." –Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Top Ten Ways Barack Obama Can Win Over The Republicans (a really cool mix CD)

Jon Stewart on John Boehner accusing President Obama of the largest spending binge in American history: "Which came on the heels of an almost absurdly reckless decade, unfunded wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, an unfunded trillion dollar Medicare prescription bill, and tax cuts for the wealthy that are the largest single policy contributor to our deficit; in fact, I myself voted for all of these…ahem, back to my original point!"

David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Barack Obama Can Win Over The Republicans"

10. Show up to next meeting in a Captain America uniform
9. Burn everyone a really cool mix CD
8. Bribe them with free tickets to a 'Larry the Cable Guy' show
7. Raise the debt ceiling, but do it with a fun sound effect
6. Do something about the heat
5. Swap places with another guy named Barack Obama — hey, don't miss the new reality show 'Same Name' Sundays at 9:00 p.m. on CBS!
4. Put Chuck Norris on the nickel
3. Like I'm the right guy to ask for advice on winning people over
2. Don't be such a poor sport when they call him a socialist, foreign-born, radical Muslim who's trying to destroy America
1. Kill bin Laden again 

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

What channel is this guy watching? I'd love to have some information (money and envy)

"Congratulations to Al Gore. His movie won an Oscar. Today it got reversed by the Supreme Court. Al Gore announced last night that for the first time, the Academy Awards had a green theme. Which is not really true. It's always had a green theme -- money and envy." --Jay Leno

"I was listening to the news in the back. This just in: President Bush just promised we will be out of the Academy Awards by 2010." --David Letterman

"A juror in the Scooter Libby trial has been dismissed by the judge after the juror was exposed to information about the case outside of the courtroom. How did this happen? The news channels talk about nothing but Anna Nicole and Britney Spears for the last two weeks. What channel is this guy watching? I'd love to have some information." --Jay Leno

"Last night, Helen Mirren won an Oscar for her role in 'The Queen.' And now, the real Queen of England has invited her to have tea at Buckingham Palace. Meanwhile, President Bush has extended a similar invitation to Larry the Cable Guy." --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Meet George Bush's new speech writer, Larry the Cable Guy (Spring Break)

"In a speech yesterday, President Bush told the Iraqi people to 'get governin'. Then he introduced his new speech writer, Larry the Cable Guy." --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush attended a summit in Mexico. And thousands of Mexicans attended a rally to protest his immigration policies. The protest was cut short because the Mexicans had to get back to their jobs in Los Angeles." --Conan O'Brien

"President Bush is in Cancun, the only president I know that takes  Spring Break." --David Letterman

President Clinton said, "This means the terrorists have won." (times that by 11 million)

"After a three-year run, Hooters Airlines announced it's calling it quits, closing its doors. Today,  President Clinton said, 'This means the terrorists have won.'" --Jay Leno

"It's absolutely workable. Just think about Elian Gonzalez, how easy that was. Now just times that by 11 million." --Jon Stewart, on deporting illegal immigrants

"President Bush said it's time for the people of Iraq to put together a functioning government. He said 'it's time to shut her down and get governin'.' Other presidents quote Lincoln and Roosevelt. Bush is the only one to quote Larry the Cable Guy." --Jay Leno

Michele Bachmann won Miss Crazyality

"Mitt Romney said that President Obama, does not understand that the president doesn't create jobs. Then Romney went on to explain his plan to create jobs once he's elected president." –Jay Leno



"Since Rick Perry has been governor of Texas, 234 criminals have been executed. That's the difference between Texas and California: In California, those criminals would have been given tryouts for the Raiders." –Jay Leno 



"The economy is so bad that in Texas Rick Perry had to execute convicts just by throwing a toaster in the bath tub! That's how bad." –Jay Leno



"The moderators of the Republican debate were Wolf Blitzer and Larry the Cable Guy. Rick Santorum won the swimsuit competition. Michele Bachmann won Miss Crazyality." –Jimmy Kimmel  

John Hulse painting