That's something Kenyans would do/but it's up 55 percent over George W. Bush/Miss Crazyality

September 2011

"The moderators of the Republican debate were Wolf Blitzer and Larry the Cable Guy. Rick Santorum won the swimsuit competition. Michele Bachmann won Miss Crazyality." –Jimmy Kimmel 

"According to a new poll, only 55 percent of Americans think President Obama is intelligent. Yeah, that may not sound impressive, but it's up 55 percent over George W. Bush." –Jimmy Fallon

"A new study found that in the last 30 years, the average home size has increased by 600 square feet. Which is fitting, since in the last 30 years, the average person size has increased by 600 square feet." –Jimmy Fallon

"His New York district is having a special election to replace Anthony Wiener. I was going to make a joke, but it's just so hard at this point …" –Jimmy Fallon 

"If the Tea Party cared about us they wouldn't have scheduled their debate against the opening night of football, especially the Patriots. That's something Kenyans would do." –Jimmy Kimmel

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