then they spent a few hours just saying the word 'Hickenlooper' (Stop participating in it)

December 2012

"A close friend of mine said his doctor gave him less than two weeks to live. But it turns out his doctor's a Mayan. He says that to everybody." –Jay Leno

"The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet the next day the malls will be overrun with Mayans trying to buy last-minute gifts." –Jay Leno

"Yesterday, Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper signed an amendment that officially legalized marijuana in the state. Stoners took a moment to thank Governor Hickenlooper — then they spent a few hours just saying the word 'Hickenlooper.'" –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Beaches open — no sharks in sight (double thumbs up)

“On Sunday, The Denver Post published a poll saying John Hickenlooper would lead other Democrats in the Colorado Senate race by 51 percentage points, which shocked Hickenlooper — he did not know poll numbers could have two digits.” --Stephen Colbert

“And he’s put a lot of thought into this, and he’s taking the idea of dropping out seriously. In fact, last weekend, Hickenlooper hopped into Senator Michael Bennet’s car to discuss his impending decision. Bennet listened to Hickenlooper carefully, then thoughtfully replied, ‘Who are you?’” --Stephen Colbert

“Trump is supposed to be consoling people in a hospital, and I think we all know nothing says ‘I’m sorry for your loss’ quite like the double thumbs up.” --James Corden

“Despite major Wall Street losses yesterday and global fears of a recession, President Trump tweeted today, ‘Consumers are in the best shape ever, plenty of cash, business optimism is at an all-time high.’ And then the mayor from ‘Jaws’ tweeted, ‘Beaches open — no sharks in sight.’” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

even the guard who fell asleep watching Jeffrey Epstein is at 2 percent (Wow, it’s just like the White House)

“Guys, some 2020 election news — Democratic candidate John Hickenlooper is considering dropping out of the presidential race. ‘Don’t do it,’ said absolutely no one. It makes sense — right now he’s polling at zero percent. I’m not saying his campaign is in bad shape, but even the guard who fell asleep watching Jeffrey Epstein is at 2 percent.”” --Jimmy Fallon

“Now get this: In Ohio, the Guinness world record was just broken for most people scratching Lotto tickets at the same time. Even worse, that’s Trump’s plan to fix the economy.” --Jimmy Fallon

“But the Iowa State Fair is a huge event featuring deep-fried Twinkies, bacon-wrapped sausage, and brownies on a stick. Or as one guy put it [imitating Trump], ‘Wow, it’s just like the White House.’” --Jimmy Fallon

“I’m not saying the economy is in trouble, but right now, giving money to John Hickenlooper’s presidential campaign is a better investment.” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I spent more time gasping for breath than Jeffrey Epstein (Hold my beer!)

I appreciate you putting on this brave face because it's a tough day. John Hickenlooper has dropped out of the presidential race.  It was a huge blow to his supporter and he said he just wants to go back to what he does best. Looping Hickens. --Bill Maher

And Trump is never informed really about any foreign country. Trump doesn't know a lot about Israel. When he went to the Wailing Wall he brought a harpoon. --Bill Maher

Trump the financial genius is driving the economy over the cliff. For years everyone at the world's economies has been doing great, growing. Nobody, they said could screw it up. Enter Trump saying, “Hold my beer!” His new slogan is make America Atlantic City Again! --Bill Maher

Did you see what happened in the stock market this week. I mean I spent more time gasping for breath than Jeffrey Epstein. --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I saw the topless scene in Titanic with my mom, and we haven't spoken since! (Yeah, that's what we'll use it for)

A truck overturned on an Atlanta highway today carrying 40,000 pounds of printer ink. So it looks like it's gonna be a couple more weeks on that Mueller report. --Seth Meyers

A company in Japan has created a wearable milk tank shaped like a female breast in an effort to make it possible for men to breastfeed their children. Said men, "Yeah, that's what we'll use it for." --Seth Meyers

Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper revealed in a town hall last night that he once brought his mother with him to a screening of the movie "Deep Throat" due to confusion over movie ratings, saying, "I didn't know what was an X-movie was. We thought it was a little naughty, but we didn't think it was that bad." Wait a minute! You stayed?! I saw the topless scene in "Titanic" with my mom, and we haven't spoken since! She's never met her grandkids! --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”