I saw the topless scene in Titanic with my mom, and we haven't spoken since! (Yeah, that's what we'll use it for)

A truck overturned on an Atlanta highway today carrying 40,000 pounds of printer ink. So it looks like it's gonna be a couple more weeks on that Mueller report. --Seth Meyers

A company in Japan has created a wearable milk tank shaped like a female breast in an effort to make it possible for men to breastfeed their children. Said men, "Yeah, that's what we'll use it for." --Seth Meyers

Democratic presidential candidate John Hickenlooper revealed in a town hall last night that he once brought his mother with him to a screening of the movie "Deep Throat" due to confusion over movie ratings, saying, "I didn't know what was an X-movie was. We thought it was a little naughty, but we didn't think it was that bad." Wait a minute! You stayed?! I saw the topless scene in "Titanic" with my mom, and we haven't spoken since! She's never met her grandkids! --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”