“Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has retired after 22 seasons and seven Super Bowl titles. So bad news for your dad: there’s a new retiree about to dominate the pickleball league.” —Stephen Colbert
“This is the most exciting thing to happen to Cincinnati since they found all that spaghetti under their chili.” —Stephen Colbert
“Tom Brady, the 44-year-old quarterback accomplished more than any other quarterback in the history of the NFL, even though he was drafted 199th overall. Which just goes to show you that anyone can be successful as long as you’re one of the most gifted and attractive people in human history.” —Stephen Colbert
“Now that Brady appears to be hanging up the old football skates, the world may finally see what we’ve all longed for: Dad Bod Brady. Do it! Give us hope, Tom!” —Stephen Colbert
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