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Saturday, October 29, 2022

I guess my bologna really does have a first name (I'll take Things That Dictators Do for $500, Alex)


Researchers somewhere studied 75 brands of hot dogs and found

some of them contained human DNA. I guess my bologna really

does have a first name. –Stephen Colbert


But the president swears he’s not taking it easy, tweeting: “Working in Bedminster, N.J., as long-planned construction is being done at the White House. This is not a vacation — meetings and calls!” Meetings AND calls! Wow! Both of them! Trump has to do all that during his vacation? Man, I would NOT want to work for Vladimir Putin. Tough boss! –Stephen Colbert


"The United States has no choice but to attack Syria because Dictator Bashar al-Assad is killing his own people with chemical weapons. Before, he was just killing them with bullets. But if America cared about shooting people, we'd be invading Chicago." –Stephen Colbert




 

Sunday, October 7, 2018

Madden Indianapolis Colts vs Cincinnati Bengals




I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities.

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or student to chose. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history, philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play along side their created characters.

In this example I used PS4 Madden 17. On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

On the Indianapolis Colts

Former Colt players, Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Dwight Freeney, Robert Mathis, Bob Sanders, Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton

Offensive Line

LT         Paul McCartney, musician The Beatles
LT         Nelson Mandela, South African leader
LG         Jesus, some folks Lord and Savior
LG         Ringo Starr, musician The Beatles
C         Charles Bukowski, poet
C         Muddy Waters, musician
RG         God
RG         Winston Churchill, English Prime Minister
RT         John Lennon, musician The Beatles
RT         George Harrison, musician The Beatles
TE/DT         Clay Brannon, boy wonder
WR/DE         Jeremiah Brewster, wonder boy

DT         Army, Jack Renforth (RIP), TE Paul Bantley (RIP)
HB/LB G. Hulse, Army, HB J. Purkey, Navy, T.F., Marines

More Colts players include Martin Luther King, Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, as well as characters from Star Trek…

Jeanluc Picard, Cmndr Worf, Cmdr Data, James Kirk, Mr Spock, Jonathan Archer, Cmdr Tuvok, Geordi LaForge, Ben Sisko

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team. Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.


Cincinnati Bengals Fantasy Roster

Offense

QB         Reno Hightower, The Best of Times, played by Kurt Russell
QB         Colin Kaepernick, NFL
QB         Paul Crewe, The Longest Yard, played by Burt Reynolds
HB    Carter Rutherford, Leatherheads, played by John Krasinski
HB    Denmark Vesey, slave revolt leader
HB    Jeremy Corbyn, British Labour Party
FB     Dodge Connelly, Leatherheads, played by George Clooney
WR   Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, played by Peter Dinklage
WR   Jeremiah Brewster, Parkour legend
WR         Reggie Wayne, NFL
WR         A.J. Green, NFL
WR   Nat Turner, slave revolt leader
WR   Malcolm X, civil rights activist
WR   Tyler Durden, Fight Club, played by Brad Pitt
WR         George Orwell, author
TE     Raymond Reddington, The Blacklist, played by James Spader
TE     Max Brunk, surfing legend
TE     John Wick, John Wick, played by Keanu Reeves
TE         Tyler Eifert, NFL
LT         Steve Biko, South African political leader
LT         Andrew Whitworth, NFL
LG         Jason Bourne, The Bourne Identity, played by Matt Damon
C           Eddard Stark, Game of Thrones, played by Sean Bean
RG         Lightnin’ Hopkins, musician
RG         Jack Kerouac, author
RT         Anthony Munoz, NFL
RT         Niko House, political activist

Defense

LE         Eric Northman, True Blood, played by Alexander Skarsgard
LE    Deacon Jones, NFL
LE    Dr. Dre, musician
LE         Charles Deslondes, slave revolt leader
LE    Ethan Hunt, Mission Impossible, played by Tom Cruise
RE    Cmndr Worf, Star Trek, played by Michael Dorn
RE    Jimmy Dore, comedian, political activist
RE    Jayne Cobb, Firefly, played by Adam Baldwin
RE    Robert Johnson, musician
RE         Lando Calrissian, Star Wars, played by Billy Dee Williams
DT   Thor, The Avengers, played by Chris Hemsworth
DT   Tim Krumrie, NFL
DT    Howlin’ Wolf, musician
DT    Big Bill Broonzy, musician
DT         Geno Atkins, NFL
LB     Raymond Reddington, The Blacklist, played by James Spader
LB     Dizzy Gillespie, musician
LB     Daniel Ellsberg, Pentagon Papers
LB         Jimi Hendrix, musician
LB         John “Bluto” Blutarsky, Animal House, played by John Belushi
LB    Jack Reacher, Jack Reacher, played by Tom Cruise
LB         Julian Assange, Wikileaks
LB    Johnny B. Goode, song by Chuck Berry
LB    Ernest Hemingway, author
LB    Vincent Vega, Pulp Fiction, played by John Travolta
LB    Denzel Washington, actor
LB    Cannonball Adderley, musician
LB         Ezzard Charles, boxing
LB         Gaspar Yanga, slave revolt leader
CB    Ken Riley, NFL
CB    Tupac Shakur, musician
CB    Charlie Parker, musician
CB    Miles Davis, musician
CB    John Coltrane, musician
CB         Julian Bond, civil rights leader
FS     Jeremiah Brewster, Parkour legend
FS     David Fulcher, NFL
FS         Edward Snowden, Whistleblower
SS     John McClane, Die Hard, played by Bruce Willis
SS     Charles Vane, Black Sails, played by Zach McGowan
SS     Count Basie, musician

Special Teams

K         Alex Brewster, boy wonder
P         Chris Huber, boy wonder