This speech was like watching paint lie (That’s not cool, CNN)

During the speech, Trump made a not-so-subtle threat to house democrats. Trump, “An economic miracle is taking place in the United States, and the only thing that can stop it are foolish wars, politics, or ridiculous partisan investigations. [Colbert as Trump] “You heard me, you get the truth or a functioning economy, Okay. Keep in mind, I turned this sucker off for a month over a wall. You think I won’t burn this place to the ground to stay out of jail? I’m just saying you’ve got a nice country here. It would be a shame if anything happened to it.” --Stephen Colbert

Early in the evening I had high hopes. Especially when CNN teased us with this graphic: “Trump Leaves White House Soon.” That’s not cool, CNN. --Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump, “I am also proud to be the first president to include in my budget a plan for nationwide paid family leave so that every new parent has the chance to bond with their newborn child.” [Colbert as Trump] “Because, you know, some people are too busy to bond with their wife and newborn child. Instead, they’re forced to go to a vodka launch party and tag a porn star. I’m sorry. Not on my watch! I’m sorry. I meant to say not while anyone is watching me.” --Stephen Colbert

Trump’s State of the Union wasn’t particularly good, but what it lacked in quality, it made up in length. This speech was like watching paint lie. --Stephen Colbert

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”